FML: My Not So Cute ...

This morning my 6 year old son said the cutest thing, or so I thought.  He said, “Mommy, when I grow up, I’m going to be your boyfriend”.  I picked him up and hugged him.  Then I thought that was weird. So I asked him why did he want to be my boyfriend?  His response:  “BECAUSE...

Confession: I Keyed ...

Last night I did something I never did.  I scheduled a first date with a guy on a Saturday! I hate wasting my Saturday but this guy seemed like a good catch.  I waited at the restaurant for over an hour and he never showed up or returned my text messages. I road over to his house and saw his...

FML OR CONFESS: What...

After almost 6 months of convincing my boyfriends family that I was actually a good girl for their son, they invited me to go away on a family vacation for the 4th of July.  At the airport I forgot that we couldn’t have liquids in our carry on.  When TSA checked my bag, I had Massage...

CONFESS: I Cheated o...

So I’m in an awful marriage, can’t stand my husband but I’m going to tough it out until my son goes to college.  I found another man in the same situation and fell head over heels for this guy, and I thought he felt the same way about me. Well I hacked into his email and...

FML: My Ex Screwed M...

I have been trolling the job site of a company that I really wanted to work for, waiting for a job opening to apply for. I didn’t want to go through a recruiter. After almost a year, yesterday they posted the job and I quickly submitted my resume. I left my resume up on my computer and...

FML: Why Bother Cook...

I had a super busy week working on a high profile work project.  I stop off at the super market and get a stouffers  Cheesy Tomato Rigatoni frozen meal. My kids say, “Mmmm mom, this is the best thing  you ever cooked”.  WTF, I typically cook homemade healthy balanced meals...

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