This morning my 6 year old son said the cutest thing, or so I thought. He said, “Mommy, when I grow up, I’m going to be your boyfriend”. I picked him up and hugged him. Then I thought that was weird. So I asked him why did he want to be my boyfriend? His response: “BECAUSE...
Confession: I Keyed ...
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Last night I did something I never did. I scheduled a first date with a guy on a Saturday! I hate wasting my Saturday but this guy seemed like a good catch. I waited at the restaurant for over an hour and he never showed up or returned my text messages. I road over to his house and saw his...
FML OR CONFESS: What...
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After almost 6 months of convincing my boyfriends family that I was actually a good girl for their son, they invited me to go away on a family vacation for the 4th of July. At the airport I forgot that we couldn’t have liquids in our carry on. When TSA checked my bag, I had Massage...
CONFESS: I Cheated o...
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So I’m in an awful marriage, can’t stand my husband but I’m going to tough it out until my son goes to college. I found another man in the same situation and fell head over heels for this guy, and I thought he felt the same way about me. Well I hacked into his email and...
FML: My Ex Screwed M...
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I have been trolling the job site of a company that I really wanted to work for, waiting for a job opening to apply for. I didn’t want to go through a recruiter. After almost a year, yesterday they posted the job and I quickly submitted my resume. I left my resume up on my computer and...
FML: Why Bother Cook...
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I had a super busy week working on a high profile work project. I stop off at the super market and get a stouffers Cheesy Tomato Rigatoni frozen meal. My kids say, “Mmmm mom, this is the best thing you ever cooked”. WTF, I typically cook homemade healthy balanced meals...
